Quotes about tourism and travel:
“Only two things will we regret on our deathbed - that we loved little and traveled little.” Mark Twain
“Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.” Dalai Lama
“To be able to manage your leisure time wisely is the highest level of civilization.” Bertrand Russell
“There is no better way to find out whether you like or dislike a person than to go on a trip with him.” Mark Twain
“Traveling teaches more than anything else. Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of life at home.” Anatole France
“When you travel, the main thing is not to forget that the meaning is in the journey itself, and not in its end. If you rush too much, you will miss the purpose for which you are traveling.” F. Lamennais
“Travel reveals not so much our curiosity about what we are going to see, but rather our weariness from what we are leaving behind.” A. Carr
“I am never so busy as during my leisure hours.” Cicero Marcus Tullius
“The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.” Aurelius Augustine
“It is not necessary to live. Traveling is necessary." William Burroughs
“Time lost in pleasure is not considered lost.” John Lennon
“For a tourist, any road is good riddance.” N. Stanislavsky
“Nothing grows on the big mountain, but you can see clearly from it.” M. Prishvin
“While smart people go around mountains, others simply, simply move them away.” G. Molodtsov
Aphorisms about tourism:
- On vacation, we all take a break from the comforts that we create for ourselves all year round.
- Good tourists don't lie at home.
- To get to know someone better, go on a camping trip with them!
- For a real tourist to be delighted, he only needs to be on a hike.
- The origins of unorganized tourism: some in the forest, some for firewood.
- If an avid hiker suddenly takes off his backpack, he will fall face down on the ground.
- Be picky in choosing your hiking companion, it is possible that you will have to eat him.
- Rest is what you do when no one is telling you what to do.
- How nice it is to do nothing and then relax!
- Tourists, like no other athletes, need the ability to collect themselves.
- A tourist, as a rule, lives longer than a person.
- As they say in the mountains: the speech is short, but the rope is long.
- The art of hiking is determined by the ability to use taken unnecessary things instead of forgotten necessary ones.
- In the forest, every speck (speck of dirt, speck of dust...) is a vitamin!
- On a hike, everything is sterile, the dirt kills the microbe.
- Hot food cannot be raw.
- A tourist is not a pig - he will eat everything! What you eat will not be taken away.
- It's better to overeat than not get enough sleep.
- Spiritual food - the menu of the last day of the hike.
- A backpack always has a suitcase mood.
- The capacity of a backpack, by definition, is 2 times less than the things you need to put in it.
- The weight of an assembled backpack is always greater than the sum of the weight of the things in it.
- The air temperature is directly proportional to the amount of warm clothes you take with you.
- Those who look ahead, look back sometimes.
- At all camp sites the same picture was observed: “We weren’t expecting it!”
- Washing your hands is not always a sign of cleanliness.
- An amazing game of nature: a person with a stone in his bosom does not drown as often as he should.
- Do not spit in the well from which you drink, otherwise you will see yourself spat on in it.
- If you listen to advice, you will make others’ mistakes instead of your own.
- A map is a crossword puzzle where nothing intersects.
- Hiking is a rare place where you can feel like a human being.
- To criticize means to explain to the Captain what he is doing differently, as the critic himself would do if he could.
- The tourist experience is not what happens to the tourist, but what the tourist does with what happens to him.
- A hunter is a man who defends his love of nature with a weapon in his hands.
- Freedom is when you don’t have to justify anything.
- Only a tourist is not ashamed to go with the flow.
Tourism laws:
- Law of Unpredictability: - Everything will not be as expected.
- Knapsack Law: — The weight of the backpack is always greater than the weight that you can lift without assistance.
- Law of Packing: - No matter how well things are packed, they will still get wet. Of course, poorly packed items will also get wet.
- Laws of things: — Frequently used items always end up at the bottom of the backpack. The most necessary things are forgotten. Things that you thought were forgotten will be found in your backpack at the end of the trip, when there is no longer a need for them.
- Laws of the fire: — There is no firewood or matches. If there is, then it’s one thing. If there is both, then either the firewood is damp or the pack is the last. Where you are, there is smoke.
- Laws of food: — There is always not enough food. If there is enough food, it is not for the entire trip.
- Law of the falling sandwich: - Whatever is spread on the sandwich, it will fall downwards, choosing the dirtiest place.
- About the weather: - On a hike, it's all about rain. The forecast is correct only for those places where we are not. . Bad predictions always come true. The weather gets worse before it gets better.
For a person who has never traveled, any new place that is somewhat different from his native land looks very tempting. Apart from love, travel brings us the most joy and consolation. For some reason, everything new seems very important to us, and the mind, which in essence only reflects the perceptions of our senses, gives in to the influx of impressions. On the way, you can forget your beloved, dispel grief, and drive away the ghost of death. In the simple expression “I’m leaving” lies a whole world of feelings that cannot find an outlet.
Theodore Dreiser. Sister Kerry
The strongest bond between people, besides family relationships, must be the bond that unites workers of all nations, languages and tribes.
Abraham Lincoln
You can really get away from it all by traveling. Almost from the moment I boarded the plane, life in England lost all meaning. The seat belt lights turned on and the problems turned off. A broken armrest has become more important than a broken heart. By the time the plane took off, I had forgotten that England even existed.
Alex Garland
Travel, as the greatest science and serious science, helps us find ourselves again.
Albert Camus
Traveling and living are much more interesting if you follow sudden impulses.
Travel helps you understand the beauty of space and the pricelessness of time.
G. Alexandrov
My opinion about travel is brief: when traveling, don’t go too far, otherwise you will see something that will be impossible to forget later.
Daniil Kharms
The ideal is to feel at home anywhere, everywhere at all.
Geoff Dyer
Every city has a gender and age that are not related to demographics. Rome is a woman. Such is Odessa. London is a teenager, a street kid, and that hasn't changed since Dickens. Paris, I think, is a man in his early 20s in love with a woman who is older than him.
John Berger
We only feel the charm of our native speech when we hear it under foreign skies.
George Bernard Shaw
Knowledge of the countries of the world is the decoration and food of human minds.
Leonardo da Vinci
Traveling is a flirtation with life. It's like saying: "I would like to stay with you, I would like to love you, but I have to go out, this is my stop"
Lisa Saint-Aubin-de-Teran
Trust life. Wherever fate takes you, travel is necessary. You have to cross the field of life experience and check for yourself where the truth is and where the lie is. And then you can return to your inner center - a soul that has become purified and wiser.
Louise Hay
... I generally like to leave, because without leaving one city it is quite difficult to come to another, and I like coming more than anything else.
Max Fry. Big cart
I have traveled a lot and have come to the conclusion that even angels speak English with a foreign accent.
Mark Twain
Don't tell me what your education is, tell me how much you travel.
Muhammad
They say that travel is the best way to educate yourself in everything: it’s true, it’s definitely true! You will learn so much here.
Oscar Wilde
Half the fun of traveling is the aesthetic of being lost.
Ray Bradbury
The world is a book. And whoever has not traveled along it has read only one page of it.
St. Augustine
A journey is measured by the friends made, not the miles traveled.
Tim Cahill
The best employees work harder than others and rest more than others!
Tom Hopkins
Stop worrying about bumps in the road and enjoy the journey.
Fitjuh Mullen
A person who travels a lot is like a stone carried by water for many hundreds of miles: its roughness is smoothed out, and everything in it takes on soft, rounded shapes.
E. Reclus
In life there is always a wide field for activity, but sometimes you want a small clearing for relaxation!
Mountain tourism is the best way to survive the summer.
Salvation is in wanderings... The sign “Fasten your seat belts” lights up - and you disconnect from your problems. Broken armrests rise above broken hearts.
Alexander Garlen. Beach
Far from our native language and loved ones, deprived of all our usual disguises and supports (after all, you don’t even know the price of a tram ticket), we are completely on the surface. But at the same time, feeling out of place, we discover in every object and in every living creature their true magical essence!
Albert Camus
There are only two ways to live life. The first is as if miracles do not exist. The second one is like there are only miracles all around.
Albert Einstein
Why do we feel sorry for people who cannot travel? Because they, not being able to spread in the outer world, and in the inner world cannot extend, cannot multiply themselves - they are deprived of the opportunity to make long journeys into themselves in order to discover who and what else you could become.
Amadeu Inacio de Almeida Prado. Master of golden words
Every person has two homelands - his own and France...
Henri de Bornier
“Your planet is very beautiful,” he said. - Do you have oceans? “I don’t know that,” said the geographer. “Oh-oh-oh...” the Little Prince said in disappointment. -Are there mountains? “I don’t know,” said the geographer. - What about cities, rivers, deserts? - I don’t know that either. - But you are a geographer! “That’s it,” said the old man. - I am a geographer, not a traveler. I miss travelers terribly. After all, it is not geographers who count cities, rivers, mountains, seas, oceans and deserts. The geographer is too important a person; he has no time to walk around. He doesn't leave his office.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery. A little prince
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and I remember more than I have seen.
Benjamin Disraeli
I could spend my whole life walking around a new city every day.
Bill Bryson. Traveling around Europe
When I stay in one place for a long time, I feel like a flea on a mirror.
Vasily Shukshin
On weekdays they think about the future, on weekends - about the past... And only on vacation - about the present!
Vladimir Borisov
The traveler lives four lives: in one he plans the journey, in the other he completes it, in the third he remembers, and in the fourth he lives like all other mortals.
Eastern wisdom
Rest before you get tired, and you will add an hour a day to your active life!
Dale Carnegie
What happens when you fly away from people and they retreat somewhere below, turning into little dots? - This is too huge a world in which we live... This is farewell. But under the skies we are gaining strength for the next crazy leap.
Jack Kerouac
I am not a tree, born to always stand in one place and not know what is behind the nearest mountain!
Jack London. Beauty Li-Wan
Rest is necessary! I can do a year's worth of work in nine months, but not in twelve...
John Morgan
It's a dangerous thing to go beyond the threshold. Once you give free rein to your legs, you don’t know where it will take you.
John Tolkien. Lord of the Rings
At times, especially in the fall, he suddenly began to feel sad about some wild lands, and strange visions of unfamiliar mountains filled his dreams.
John Tolkien. Lord of the Rings
If you can't find time to rest, you'll soon have to find time to heal.
John Wainmaker
Ultimately there is only one race: humanity.
George Moore
Tourism is the ability to gather, move and not be afraid.
Elena Ermolova
Rest is the greatest luxury of humanity.
Elena Usacheva
In a word, it seems to me that the usual purpose of travel is the need for contact, communication and pleasant acquaintance with other people, and there can be no pleasure where there is no duty. And it seems to me that on the contrary, most of us travel in search of secret, solitude and because of some mistrust that the company of our loved ones causes in our own experiences, both pleasant and painful.
George Sand. Winter in Mallorca
Curious! Curious! - thought Passepartout, returning to the ship. - I now see that traveling is a magnificent thing, not worthwhile if you want to see something new.
Jules Verne
The sea is everything! His breath is pure and life-giving. In its vast desert, a person does not feel lonely, because around him he feels the beat of life.
Jules Verne
Seeing is learning. There are people who do not know how to look and observe and travel with the same meaning as some crustaceans.
Jules Verne. The Children of Captain Grant
Most of our activities waste us. Wastes life - irrevocably. Only one thing does not squander, does not waste life, but increases it. This is a journey. It straightens your gaze, widens your breath, makes you a foreigner - not so much to “see people”, but to see yourself from the outside.
Igor Sakhnovsky
Love for the fatherland is compatible with love for the whole world. The people, acquiring the light of knowledge, do not cause harm to their neighbors. On the contrary, the more enlightened states are, the more ideas they communicate to each other and the more the power and activity of the universal mind increases.
K. Helvetius
In a country where there is order, be bold in both actions and speeches. In a country where there is no order, be bold in your actions, but careful in your speech.
Confucius
There is never a convenient time to go on vacation, so the best thing to do is to go when you want.
Christopher Buckley
Travel teaches more than anything else. Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of life at home.
Anatol France
Living on Earth may be expensive, but you get a free annual cruise around the sun.
Ashley Brilliant
The journey... begins with one step.
Tao Te Ching
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Lao Tzu (Li Er)
Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of life at home. Anatole France
Don't be afraid to lead someone else down the wrong path, do you know which is the true one?
Never judge a summer resort by its postcards.
How nice it is to do nothing and then relax!
Sometimes relaxation can become the work of your whole life!
A person who travels a lot is like a stone carried by water for many hundreds of miles: its roughness is smoothed out, and everything in it takes on soft, rounded shapes. –
E. Reclus
Travel, as the greatest science and serious science, helps us find ourselves again.
A. Camus
The wonders of air travel: breakfast in Warsaw, lunch in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Buenos Aires.
Yanina Ipohorskaya
Life is a book, those who do not travel read only one page .
St. Augustine.
Travel develops the mind, if, of course, you have one.
Gilbert Chesterton
At my age, traveling develops your butt.
Stephen Fry
It’s good to live peacefully in your old place, and it’s also good to visit new places that you’ve long dreamed of. But it's best to be sure that they won't disappear when you're gone.
Elias Canetti
The truth is on the way, and nothing can stop it.
Emile Zola.
Life is a mountain: you go up slowly, you go down quickly.
Guy de Maupassant
In dark times, peoples were best guided with the help of religion, because in complete darkness the blind is the best guide: he distinguishes the road and paths better than the sighted. However, it is truly stupid, when the day has already come, to still use old blind men as guides.
Heinrich Heine
Only the first step is difficult.
Marcus Terence Varro
We only feel the charm of our native speech when we hear it under foreign skies.
George Bernard Shaw
A sense of humor is a great thing. Going through life without a sense of humor is as absurd as riding in a carriage without springs.
Henry Ward Bigger
It’s not a difficult matter to get your foot into a paved trail; it is much more difficult, but also more honorable, to pave the way for yourself .
Yakub Kolas
No wind is fair if you don’t know where you’re sailing.
At the beginning of a journey, we cannot look too far into the future. Let's be glad that the first part of the journey went well
We will regret only two things on our deathbed - that we loved little and traveled little.
Mark Twain
I now understand that the surest way to find out whether you like a person or not is to go traveling with him.
Mark Twain
When going on vacation, take half as many things and twice as much money.
Susan Anderson
Travel only with those you love.
Ernest Hemingway
You can run around the world as much as you like and visit all sorts of cities, but the main thing is to go then to a place where you will have the opportunity to remember the bunch of things that you have seen. You've never really been anywhere until you come home.
Terry Pratchett
Traveling and living are much more interesting if you follow sudden impulses.
Bill Bryson
My opinion about travel is brief: when traveling, don’t go too far, otherwise you will see something that will be impossible to forget later...
Daniil Kharms
But, despite everything, travel remains my great and true love. All my life, from my very first trip to Russia at the age of sixteen using the money I saved (sitting with the neighbor’s kids), I knew that I was ready to sacrifice everything for the sake of travel, that I would not regret any money on it. I remained faithful and constancy to this love, unlike my other hobbies. I treat travel the same way a happy mother treats a terrible, colicky, screaming baby around the clock - I absolutely don’t care what challenges await me. Because I love. Because it's mine.
Elizabeth Gilbert
A long sea voyage not only reveals the main qualities of a person and enlarges them; it also helps others develop, the existence of which he did not know, and even creates new ones.
Comic:
We were told how much it cost to take a boat ride on Lake Galilee. Even church wardens who had traveled halfway around the world to ride its sacred waves were stunned. Jack said, “Well, Denny, now you understand why Christ walked on the waters!”
During one of Mark Twain's Atlantic travels, a strong storm broke out; bouts of seasickness completely exhausted the writer. Then, telling his friends about this, he said: “At first you are afraid that you are about to die, and then you begin to be afraid that you will not die.”
If you like to ride, go to hell!
Rousseau is a tourist - the face of morality, Fershtein?!
If you can randomly make your way to your own bed in complete darkness without hurting yourself, then it’s time to travel.
Sophie: Mark, put away the guidebook, I want to find something myself, I want to go where no one goes!
Mark: Well, I think there’s a reason they don’t go where no one goes. It's too expensive and the service is bad.
Peep Show
It doesn't matter if the hotel is good or bad, cheap or expensive. You go into your room, and there you see disposable soap, disposable cups, and you understand that you are also disposable here. Maximum two times.
Evgeniy Grishkovets
Hiking:
Oar law:
If an oar can break, it will break.
Extended Oar Law:
Even if the oar cannot break, it will break.
Generalized oar law:
The paddle will break in the most dangerous part of the rapid, whether you thought it might break or not.
Law of fire drying:
No matter how well you take care of things, they will still burn.
Fedorov's postulate:
A real tourist is one who has burned at least three pairs of shoes.
Laws of the fire:
1. There is no firewood or matches.
2. If there is, then one thing.
3. If there is both, then either the firewood is damp or the match is the last one.
4. Where you are, there is smoke.
Skroter's laws:
1. There is never enough food.
2. If there is enough food, it is not for the entire trip.
3. On the last day it turns out that the nest egg will last for another week.
The art of hiking is determined by the ability to use taken unnecessary things instead of forgotten necessary ones.
A fire is not a luxury, but a means to achieve it.
Paradoxes of space:
The length of the path is directly proportional to the weight you are dragging. The length of the path is inversely proportional to the amount of beer (alcohol, vodka, etc.) taken per group.
Corollary: The volume of a backpack is measured in liters
The best thing about hiking is the rest.
A tourist asks a local resident: - Will you help me? How to get to this mountain faster? - Well... do you want me to untie the dog?
Alarming news from Spain - yesterday, during a bullfight, a drunken Russian tourist fell into the arena, and the bullfighter had to fight two bulls.
In Italy, our tourist spent a long time learning how to say “how much does it cost?” in Italian. He kept repeating to himself: “Quanta costa, quantum costa...” He went into the store, got confused... and said to the seller: “Cosa Nostra.” He was almost arrested.
A climber differs from a tourist in that a tourist litters everywhere, while a climber risks his life on the peaks.
A tourist gets lost, walks through the forest, sees a grandfather sitting on a stump: - Grandfather, how do I get to the village? - Son, go through that hemp field, and then ask the talking river...
When a Russian tourist finds himself in a mountain gorge, the echo turns red in advance...
Tour guide on the bus: - And now we are passing by the most famous brothel in Las Vegas. The Russian tourist jumps up: - Why?
A bus full of elderly women stops in front of the Sheikh's palace. - Tourists again? - asks the sheikh. “No,” the secretary answers, “it’s your mother-in-law who came to visit.”
Only tourists, making pilaf over a fire, can say: “Set it to C so it doesn’t burn!” XD
They say that during the unrest in Egypt, Russian tourists came out with a poster: “Egypt for Russians. Don’t interfere with your vacation.”
Only our tourists can jump with a bomb into the pool so that people actually die...)
Tourists fall into the hands of cannibals. The leader says: “Whoever tells a new joke will be released.” I warn you right away - there is Internet!
Nowhere do they love Russian tourists more than anywhere else!
Human possibilities are limitless! The guards standing near the mausoleum have learned to send off annoying tourists with their EYEBROWS...
The guide led a new group of tourists into the mountains and found the old one!
According to a survey conducted in Turkey, most of the country's population professes... tourism.
There are two problems in Russia: roads and fools. When they are together, tourism results.
Tourism is the oldest 3D adventure game with full video, audio and sensory effects :))))
The Black Sea is a storehouse of analyzes of Russian tourists...
Russian tourists are no longer allowed into Egypt; they ate a mummy there with beer!
The racer from Uzbekistan was able to not only win the race! Well, let local tourists down and make good money!
Girls with professional cameras, you, like Chinese tourists, take pictures of everything. =)))
For a long time, American tourists in Russia could not understand how a GUY could give PI$D...
The authorities of Egypt and Turkey demanded that Russian tourists take photos of themselves drunk on their passports.
A group of tourists walks through the Ussuri taiga. Suddenly a tiger jumps out of the thicket. Guide: - Don't panic, the tiger is full! Tourist: - Damn, I also pissed myself.
Sunrise in Taiwan
I have collected for you a large selection of aphorisms, quotes, statuses and sayings about travel.
Traveling is something that sooner or later every person begins to dream about. The craving for a better life simply automatically develops into a desire to visit other distant shores, and if not settle there, then at least take a look. Travel is recommended for melancholy, blues and love, as a sure cure. And of course, there are a huge number of aphorisms, quotes, sayings and statuses about travel.
About travel: aphorisms, quotes, statuses and sayings.
Man can climb to the highest peak; but he cannot stay there for long.
A blind person can travel around the world and not notice anything.
During a sea voyage, people who are unfamiliar with storms and people who, by their experience, know the means of salvation, look boldly at the upcoming dangers.
The adventurer is nothing less than a myth-maniac.
He who goes with the flow will never reach the source.
Hotel Crystal Lagoon, Chile
The best thing about traveling is that you are surrounded by a disposable world.
A tourist travels a thousand miles to take a photo in front of his car.
The wonders of air travel: breakfast in Warsaw, lunch in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Buenos Aires.
Air travel: hours of boredom, interrupted by moments of panic.
People, for the most part, travel only because their neighbors travel.
I don't like to feel "at home" when I'm abroad.
A person is most passionate about a journey when he is preparing for it. But once you hit the road, disappointments begin. This is why travel is always so fruitless.
Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of life at home.
To get to the island, a crossing is required.
In every wandering there is a risk of getting lost.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
Travel only with those you love.
Ice flowers of Baikal
At the beginning of a journey, we cannot look too far into the future. Let us be glad that the first part of the journey went well.
Why on earth should you visit the same place when there are still so many unexplored corners in the world?!
It's the journey, not the destination, that matters.
Traveling and living are much more interesting if you follow sudden impulses.
Bill Bryson “Travels in Europe”Traveling reveals not so much our curiosity about what we are going to see, but rather our weariness from what we are leaving behind.
Travel teaches more than anything else. Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of life at home.
I have always believed that traveling is the best time for memories, especially traveling on water, because water is an image of time.
Travel develops the mind, if, of course, you have one.
My opinion about travel is brief: when traveling, don’t go too far, otherwise you will see something that will be impossible to forget later...
House near Edinburgh in Scotland
While traveling, it is important not to forget the main thing - when one thing ends, something else begins.
Author: From the movie “Love Happens”
